A warm welcome for HarryBallz!!!!

[HEMISFEAR]

Harrison has been bribed into becoming one of the latest additions to the MMF staff because of his anal ways about detailing, polishing and showing off. A good guy who we've recruited to help moderate and promote our Show & Shine section of the forum. On behalf of MMF, welcome aboard brotha! biteme

[BJB]

Thanks H!!!

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[Dr.Steve]

oh fuck, I resign as a mod




just kidding buddy, welcome to the staff, make sure you fukkers put my name on a smiley face and include me in the pics at the race this month, I'm super bent about not making it

[HEMISFEAR]

oh fuck, I resign as a mod




just kidding buddy, welcome to the staff, make sure you fukkers put my name on a smiley face and include me in the pics at the race this month, I'm super bent about not making it

:agree:

[markus]

i fucking less than three harry ballz

[HarryBallz]

What's up BITCHES!! Thanks for the welcome. I guess my analicity has opened some doors for me!!:lol: I will hack everyone's post with pleasure, and maybe even change some pictures to make them look better by switching them with my Jeep!:poundingtable: Just kidding. Is there actually ANY moderation being done on this site or is it just a title thing?:D

LIKE YOU CAN GO INTO OTHER PEOPLES POST AND FUCK WITH THEM!!!!
:obscene: :obscene: :obscene: :obscene: :obscene: SIGNED BJB

[HEMISFEAR]

What's up BITCHES!! Thanks for the welcome. I guess my analicity has opened some doors for me!!:lol: I will hack everyone's post with pleasure, and maybe even change some pictures to make them look better by switching them with my Jeep!:poundingtable: Just kidding. Is there actually ANY moderation being done on this site or is it just a title thing?:D

You might come across some spammers whereby you should promptly ban them with a stern warning that you'll infuse you man meat in their cornholes should they come back. On occasion you might have to move a thread to the Black Hole or by the request of the OP to the proper forum. Very rarely, a little, "Come on guys, chill a bit" may be warranted. Most shit flies here though H. No under-age crap, racist hate stuff, and umm...I think that's it lol. Berating vendors isn't wanted but a civil discussion and line of questioning is welcome. If you look at the forum index, you should now have access to the Mod's Lounge and there are some threads there that explain a few of these things to you. Sometimes you'll have to refer back to them on occasion and other times, just PM one of the staff...but not me! LMAO :tongueout:

[HarryBallz]

I'll be the first to get rid of spammers..... I HATE those fockers! Will read up.

[BJB]

Hahahaha. Check out post #6 :pounding table:

I had to mess with your post Harrison because I'm jealous you have such a huge cock and I'm stuck with this little pathetic excuse for a unit. Man, my penis makes me so depressed. How sad I am!!:jackoff:
:obscene::obscene::obscene::obscene::obscene::obsc ene::obscene:
Back at ya bitch!!
:respect:

[The_Main_Event]

Harry Harry Harry!! and he is from Florida

[DragginWagon]

Welcome to the team! I think you'll fit in with the rest of us sick/twisted/perverted/sarcastasic opps I mean Saint-like role models here at the MMF.:whistle:

[HEMISFEAR]

Oh he'll fit in all right. Markus will make him fit lol..

Oh and Bri's fuckin' around with your posts already. haha

[paxton]

Welcome Harry! By the way...are your balls really Hairy???Hahahahahaha

[HEMISFEAR]

Welcome Harry! By the way...are your balls really Hairy???Hahahahahaha

Dude, he's one of our Show & Shine staff...the resume said he graduated with a BS in Manscaping! :puke:

Pics to follow.

[1BAMFR]

Yeah Harrison, Wudup.........Now go wash the Jeep and put that FRI cam in before you get blown by

[Johnny--2k]

way to represent the black jeep population!

[DevssrT]

Nice Harrison!!...You and Joe can duke it out on the detailing front!

[paxton]

Dude, he's one of our Show & Shine staff...the resume said he graduated with a BS in Manscaping! :puke:

Pics to follow.

Cool!!!!!! I always wanted to do some special design work in my pubic hair region!:obscene:

[HEMISFEAR]

Cool!!!!!! I always wanted to do some special design work in my pubic hair region!:obscene:


How long have you been married man?? Like 20 years? :ROTFLMAO:

[paxton]

How long have you been married man?? Like 20 years? :ROTFLMAO:

So what are you trying to tell me?:with stupid: I've been married 10, but with her for about 17. Does that count?:D

[HEMISFEAR]

So what are you trying to tell me?:with stupid: I've been married 10, but with her for about 17. Does that count?:D

Yeah, you've given up on yourself. Chicks are into the short cropped Mohawk. :rolleyes:

[HarryBallz]

Hey Brian.... check out your post #9.

Thanks everyone for the welcome. I won't be too bad I promise.

Florida and Black Jeeps REPRESENTING!!
:respect:

[paxton]

Yeah, you've given up on yourself. Chicks are into the short cropped Mohawk. :rolleyes:

Alright!!!!!!!! I'll shave that shit up nice and tight when I get home! I've got this chick that wants my dick badly at the bar...just might have to give it to her!:focking:bananaplug:

[HarryBallz]

I've actually got a bush that looks like Anglea Davis' afro!!:eek:

stretchcouch <---- my bush is 3rd on the couch!

[BJB]

Hahahaha. Check out post #6 :pounding table:

I had to mess with your post Harrison because I'm jealous you have such a huge cock and I'm stuck with this little pathetic excuse for a unit. Man, my penis makes me so depressed. How sad I am!!:jackoff:
:obscene::obscene::obscene::obscene::obscene::obsc ene::obscene:
Back at ya bitch!!
:respect:

Oh Boy!!!! We may need to re-think this Mod status for Mr. Ballz!! LOL :bj:

[HEMISFEAR]

I've actually got a bush that looks like Anglea Davis' afro!!:eek:

stretchcouch <---- my bush is 3rd on the couch!

LMFAO!!:pounding table: :lol3:

[HarryBallz]

Oh Boy!!!! We may need to re-think this Mod status for Mr. Ballz!! LOL :bj:

I'll be good...... I'm done..... for now. It's just a little payback for all the crap you've done to my posts dammit!:D

[BJB]

You know I'm just fucking with ya!!. Just wait till Charlotte. :pounding table:

Oh Wait, the farmer that will be delivering the sheep to your room is calling me now. Sorry I have to take the call... I'll be back!! :ROTFLMAO:

[HarryBallz]

I'll make sure to bring my knee high rubber boots. I have to find a good cliff edge though. That way I put their hind legs in my boots and take then to the edge of the cliff so they'll back up on me!! Woo Hoo!! :bananaplug::focking MAKE SURE THEY'RE SHEEP THOUGH NOT GOATS!! Fucking goats is a big :nono: Ahhh... but sheep!!:cloud9:

[Johnny--2k]

Well, you know what a tramp stamp is down south?


They put an X on the back of the sheeps that kick!

[HarryBallz]

Ahhhh.... yes. The tramp stamp. Easily spotting whores since the 90's. Gotta love them. I used to use them as targets!

[HEMISFEAR]

Haha, I think we may have a Tramp Stamp thread somewhere in the RLD as well.

[cheatek]

So what are you trying to tell me?:with stupid: I've been married 10, but with her for about 17. Does that count?:D

No, try 15/24. :dueling:


Haha, I think we may have a Tramp Stamp thread somewhere in the RLD as well.

I thought we did too but can't find it. I say we start one up!



WELCOME Harry!!