greetings from undisclosed location, afghanistan!

[markus]

so let me just preface this with i love this country so much more than iraq. i havent been here since 03/04, but i had forgotten how its a.) its MUCH more beautiful, b.) the people aren't half as big of shitbags, c.) the weather is much more tolerable, d.) it's not half as gay as iraq is, e.) there's still an actual threat. ive been here for like 3 weeks now, just still settling in a groove, however most of you guys probly haven't noticed because im still a post whore. the second half of this is how much i fucking hate pog's. i had about 2 grand worth of gear stolen out of the mail from me. my gear. i need it. mailroom soldier's don't. plain and simple, stay the fuck out of my shit. so now im over here without MY fucking vest, without MY fucking comtac, without MY fucking plates. all this because the faggots in dubai won't let you fly through with body armor rated higher than level 3. so a.) tsa in dubai=faggots b.) thieving mailroom pog ass soldiers=faggots. i hope your enjoying my kit you fuck. you don't even leave the wire, why do you need it? i live outside the wire...kinda need it. may i please at least have my vest($900) and my comtac($600) back? ill let you keep the pack, the gerber, the benchmade knife and the surefire. deal? sorry for the rant, but at least now you know why i post at odd times...and this time its got nothing to do with me being a noctournal alcoholic.

[SnowMan!]

Who is that fag in the picture? I hope you insured you shit man! Atleast you can stay coonected to us somehow. Its not like you answer the phone when I call. Is that considered roaming?

[SnowMan!]

There is a snake around that dudes neck.

[CHARGERTREV]

Damn dude...I miss you, I miss our gay facebook chats :( But look, when you get your gay...fudge packing ass home(Ill be 21 ;)) where going out. And I will come up to NJ just so you can show me the ropes up there. Keep your head down, and FUCK some shit up and say "becasue trevor said so" lol. Be safe brother and get home for me......and I guess that girl you date now :).

[CHARGERTREV]

PS what kind of gun is that in the picture? AK with no stock?

[paxton]

I don't quit understand...if your in the US military and this is your shit needed to be out in the field, than how the fuck can they not let you fly with everything you need to be a fuckin' soldier?!?! Just doesn't make any sense to me. How bout the other guys your with...they have the same issues also? By the way...I'm diggin' the manly facial fuzz!hahahaha

[SRTDOUG]

ya know not to sound gay and all (Don't worry Steve you are still safe with me. lol) but ya kinda look like a serious badass my friend.

One more favor....GET THE FUCK HOME! SAFE, SOUND and 100% INTACT!

[markus]

trevor-its an amd 65
steve-im not in the military, so i have to play all these stupid games
doug-yes sir

[HEMISFEAR]

Motherfuckers who fucked up your shit!! May 1000 lime-ridden ticks eas their assholes from the inside out. I hate thieves, faggots and douchebags. Stay safe sugarpants.

[HEMISFEAR]

Oh and that REMF knew exactly where you were going and still did that to a fellow American? Suck it you lousy cocksnout.

[Mag 8]

Shitty thing, Marcus.
So, notwithstanding the cost (which, yeah, is a huge PITA), is there anything anyone can do to expedite the replacement of what you need?!!!
You can't be hollerin' around there "naked"...

[Secretasianman]

I hate thieves. It sounds like you lost a couple of knives, a gerber and a benchmade? I have a nice new benchmade auto I could ship out to you. What kind of surefire did they steal?

[sharp charge]

What fucking idiots! How can your company not ship your shit to your AOR? Had a friend working for BW and to my knowledge he didn't have any issues getting his shit. What flavor sure fire are you missing I've got a few if you need 'em.

Be safe!

[markus]

no worries guys, the package was insured. thanks for your gestures thoug. its the fact that itll take at least a month, maybe 2 to replace that peltor set, and take a couple additional weeks to get a replacement vest, nevermind sending out another one of my own just to get stolen again. its the principle. this happened to me 2 years ago up in al asad, some asshat stole a 10" lmt upper out of the mail, however lmt was kind enough to refund me. i do appreciate the help though guys, thats why i truly love this site and am greatful to have friends like you guys!

[BJB]

Markus Stay safe and return home ASAP!!:beerchug:

:usa:

[MR-SMITH]

If there is anything I can do to help let me know. Be safe fucker

[DRKNE55]

can we send you shit out there fag or what?

[CHARGERTREV]

Can I shit in a bag and send that too you? I dont think I can ship a 7 year old asian boy........

[BAD SS]

Can I shit in a bag and send that too you? I dont think I can ship a 7 year old asian boy........

:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

Stay safe, douchebag. :thumbsup:

[Dr.Steve]

sorry bout your shit Markus, stay safe brother

[Knightrider03m]

steve-im not in the military, so i have to play all these stupid games


What do you do?

[CHARGERTREV]

What do you do?

He does shit....in "undisclosed" areas and carries a AMD65.....:thumbsup:

I dont wana know...but I guess his job title is "Hi I am markus and I am here to fuck shit up"

:ROTFLMAO:

[SnowMan!]

You know you have shitty cell service when someone calls you from Afghanistan and YOUR phone drops the call!

[markus]

lol no worries bro.

[JonintheRedZ28]

Stay safe bro. A friend of mine just went to Afghanistan as a consultant.

[Maverick9110E]

Jesus, stay safe out there man. Fucking twat waffles.

[DevssrT]

I hope the dude that stole your shit opens a package of anthrax...stay safe MarkuS!

[SRTLUVR]

Marky boy!!! At least YOU made it over there safe, hopefully they'll expedite your order for replacement protection though!!! And I had no idea you were some "secret fucking agent" or something, you must be pretty fuckin lethal, eh bro!?!?!???

[mclarengts]

Damn thats sucks, we went through Manas... be safe!!

[cheatek]

Markus you make my dick hard. Stay safe luvaboy and kick some ass over there! (and I'm thinking when you're done there we need to send you over to N. Korea to straighten out those insane mofos!!)