View Full Version : I had a GREAT physical exam today...
QBNKID
12-10-08, 01:16.19 AM
After all the routine test performed by the nurse she stepped out, she asked me to take off my cloth and wait for the doctor. So I took off my cloth, put on some blue paper shorts she gave me and waited, then the doctor stepped in, to my surprise it was a young FEMALE doctor, she looked nice, good sense of humor and very professional. She started doing some test and then she asked me to get up and pulled the front of my shorts and got something out of the way :thumbsup: to get where she had to, and when she got there she said "cough" :) :thumbsup: well she had to repeat it because I was smiling and not coughing, but I cough too soft and she asked again "COUGH", so I coughed a little louder.
Guys by far that was the best physical EVER!
And no she did not check my prostate :D.
So has anyone of you had a physical exam performed by a female doctor like that?
Truth is I was shocked as hell, since I had never heard of a guy being physically evaluated like that from a female doctor.
Was I one lucky mo fo today or what? :coolgleamA:
Me driving away from there ---> :racing:
RichieRacer
12-10-08, 01:36.27 AM
y would u be driving so fast away from there lol go back
QBNKID
12-10-08, 01:52.04 AM
y would u be driving so fast away from there lol go backhah, I actually pulled out of that lot very slow. I was pointing out the smile in my face.
I was thinking of having weekly physicals done but I don't think my wife would be too happy about that :D.
RichieRacer
12-10-08, 02:09.39 AM
tell the doc u got a boo boo and she needs to kiss it... next time ull go looking foward to her and it will be a old man lol
DRKNE55
12-10-08, 02:30.07 AM
in college i had a young doctor come in to do my hernia test after football practice. she was around mid thirties or so. she held my nuts a lot longer than i thought she would. i didnt get fully aroused, but i did get a bit of wood.
i should have asked for her number....haha wouldnt that be some shit?
Vinnysrt8
12-10-08, 07:40.11 AM
that is funny i never got a girl doctor u r lucky
Matt McKenzie
12-10-08, 08:56.21 AM
In the army it's a crusty old dude...and they do that damn prostrate exam....I hate physicals!!!!
NYCSRTATE
12-10-08, 12:50.04 PM
Mario PM me your doctors address, im in need of a physical, BADLY! :)
08srt8Calgary
12-10-08, 01:35.28 PM
I wouldve asked for the prostate exam in this case.
DBTBSS
12-10-08, 02:17.57 PM
I wouldve asked for the prostate exam in this case.
Yeah what he said. I'd go back to get the exam or ask for my money back.
You have a camera phone Yes? Please say you took a picture of her holding your little boys? Please Say Yes....
DevssrT
12-10-08, 02:28.34 PM
Thats great...never had a female doctor either..
Vinnysrt8
12-10-08, 02:28.39 PM
In the army it's a crusty old dude...and they do that damn prostrate exam....I hate physicals!!!!
that really sucks
Mopar2Ya
12-10-08, 02:29.29 PM
I think you have a hernia, go back, go back now. lol
http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_6c1f3044a73b08adf233287ab3574b1d.jpg
QBNKID
12-10-08, 02:55.49 PM
In the army it's a crusty old dude...and they do that damn prostrate exam....I hate physicals!!!!LOL, I was afraid of that.
Matt there were other doctors there and I think this one was the only female doctor. I got lucky :).
Mario PM me your doctors address, im in need of a physical, BADLY! :)LOL, you'll be pissed at me if you get one of the male doctors, they look like they had big hands :scared:.
I wouldve asked for the prostate exam in this case.Hell no! I heard you can get that checked with a regular blood test.
Yeah what he said. I'd go back to get the exam or ask for my money back.
You have a camera phone Yes? Please say you took a picture of her holding your little boys? Please Say Yes....Ewww... sorry bro, I'm not into that lol.
Thats great...never had a female doctor either..Bro time to change doctors :D.
I think you have a hernia, go back, go back now. lol
http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_6c1f3044a73b08adf233287ab3574b1d.jpgYou guys are going to make me go back :grinyes:
Elvis Presley
12-10-08, 03:39.40 PM
You are a lucky fawk Mario. And you can go back, just dont tell the wife. :D
paxton
12-10-08, 03:49.22 PM
Funny as this may seem...I'd probably feel alittle uneasy with a female doctor fondling my boys in a non-sexual manner and then get a raging boner cause she's got her hands in my pants. At that point its like...you gonna do somethin' about my hard rod or what!!!LOL Can anyone say BOINNNNGGGGG!
06HEMIR/T
12-10-08, 04:29.42 PM
After all the routine test performed by the nurse she stepped out, she asked me to take off my cloth and wait for the doctor. So I took off my cloth, put on some blue paper shorts she gave me and waited, then the doctor stepped in, to my surprise it was a young FEMALE doctor, she looked nice, good sense of humor and very professional. She started doing some test and then she asked me to get up and pulled the front of my shorts and got something out of the way :thumbsup: to get where she had to, and when she got there she said "cough" :) :thumbsup: well she had to repeat it because I was smiling and not coughing, but I cough too soft and she asked again "COUGH", so I coughed a little louder.
Guys by far that was the best physical EVER!
And no she did not check my prostate :D.
So has anyone of you had a physical exam performed by a female doctor like that?
Truth is I was shocked as hell, since I had never heard of a guy being physically evaluated like that from a female doctor.
Was I one lucky mo fo today or what? :coolgleamA:
Me driving away from there ---> :racing:
Did ya get a woody, lol. Never happens for me like that. Good for you.:food-smiley-007:
QBNKID
12-10-08, 04:37.14 PM
Funny as this may seem...I'd probably feel alittle uneasy with a female doctor fondling my boys in a non-sexual manner and then get a raging boner cause she's got her hands in my pants. At that point its like...you gonna do somethin' about my hard rod or what!!!LOL Can anyone say BOINNNNGGGGG!So true!! How do you think I left that place. But still it was 10X better than having a male doctor doing that. You can always deal with a boner... :D :spinning:
The_Main_Event
12-10-08, 07:43.54 PM
oohh yea there was one lady but she was in her 40's lol
HEMISFEAR
12-10-08, 09:44.06 PM
I've got no luck. I had a young guy who was doing his hours at my family doc's office and got to get the easy cases. He grabbed my nuts and he got wood! Sheesh.
1BAMFR
12-10-08, 09:50.35 PM
That is an awesome day for you Mario..........Next time slap her in the face with your dong while she's down there........then just give her a big smile, she'll like it
Knightrider03m
12-10-08, 10:35.01 PM
After all the routine test performed by the nurse she stepped out, she asked me to take off my cloth and wait for the doctor. So I took off my cloth, put on some blue paper shorts she gave me and waited, then the doctor stepped in, to my surprise it was a young FEMALE doctor, she looked nice, good sense of humor and very professional. She started doing some test and then she asked me to get up and pulled the front of my shorts and got something out of the way :thumbsup: to get where she had to, and when she got there she said "cough" :) :thumbsup: well she had to repeat it because I was smiling and not coughing, but I cough too soft and she asked again "COUGH", so I coughed a little louder.
Guys by far that was the best physical EVER!
And no she did not check my prostate :D.
So has anyone of you had a physical exam performed by a female doctor like that?
Truth is I was shocked as hell, since I had never heard of a guy being physically evaluated like that from a female doctor.
Was I one lucky mo fo today or what? :coolgleamA:
Me driving away from there ---> :racing:
When I was younger I had to go to the ER and a woman doctor was there. But she had to check for blood in my poo :mad:.
QBNKID
12-10-08, 10:40.50 PM
Did ya get a woody, lol. Never happens for me like that. Good for you.:food-smiley-007:I think something would have been wrong with me if I didn't.
Even if you don't want to you can't help it.
I almost rip a whole in front of those damn paper shorts LOL :pounding table:
oohh yea there was one lady but she was in her 40's lolAhh you had one with experience. Mine, I'd say early 30s but she knew what she was doing.
I've got no luck. I had a young guy who was doing his hours at my family doc's office and got to get the easy cases. He grabbed my nuts and he got wood! Sheesh.Bwahahaha.... that was funny :D
I bet he wanted to check your prostate after that :pounding table:
That is an awesome day for you Mario..........Next time slap her in the face with your dong while she's down there........then just give her a big smile, she'll like itLOL, you just reminded me of The Love Guru's Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé "Daaaaamn".
I trust you Keoni, I'll try that next time :rolleyes:.
08srt8Calgary
12-10-08, 11:13.37 PM
When I was younger I had to go to the ER and a woman doctor was there. But she had to check for blood in my poo :mad:.
This is the funniest thing ever. Hope she was at least fat.
QBNKID
12-10-08, 11:27.26 PM
When I was younger I had to go to the ER and a woman doctor was there. But she had to check for blood in my poo :mad:.Ewwww... bro I don't think that's related to the physical lol.
This is the funniest thing ever. Hope she was at least fat.Bwahahaha.... :ROTFLMAO:
I hope my thread is somewhat educational and some of you schedule for a physical. I bet some of you had already :D.
And remember you got to cough HARD! :D
Retro
12-10-08, 11:57.43 PM
I've got no luck. I had a young guy who was doing his hours at my family doc's office and got to get the easy cases. He grabbed my nuts and he got wood! Sheesh.
You weren't supposed to grab his back!!!!! :nono:
Knightrider03m
12-11-08, 12:45.29 AM
Nope she wasnt fat but she didnt look good. I think the whole thing was ass backwards (no pun) lol
NYCSRTATE
12-11-08, 04:07.15 PM
This thread reminds me of the movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.
Where is Dr. Hunny? BOING!!!
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