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HEMISFEAR
11-10-09, 05:26.52 PM
Someone recently wrote a great 'Letter to the Editor' to the local paper. They cut to it quickly and explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

The letter said:

Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country
protesting the fact that parliament is finally addressing the issue of
illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that Canada might actually
want to protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this
country and, once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay
indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these
protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Then, when you discover me in
your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'I've made all the beds and
washed the dishes and done the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all
the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for
when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you
must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide
other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work
because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in
part.)

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my
friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my illegal
right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house
than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and
honest, um, except for well, you know. And what a deal it is for me!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my
keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of
selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want
you to learn my language so you can communicate with me! English is too
hard for me to learn. You should also allow me to vote - in my own language,
since I live in your house!

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?

SRTDOUG
11-10-09, 06:32.57 PM
Why? Cause we have politicians that are so fucked up that they don't want to offend anyone. Let alone people who are here illegally. Be it Canada or USA.

mikes'ss
11-10-09, 07:52.17 PM
not in my house

HEMISFEAR
11-10-09, 08:08.34 PM
I have nothing against legal immigration as my parents came to Canada 37 years ago...but they did it legally and went to work right away AND learned to speak English in school. Another thing an MP wants to do in Brampton is reduce the time requirement for new immigrants to recieve Old Age Security incomes from 10 years to 3 years. So a person, whose 62 comes into the country and at 65 gets OAS without ever having worked here or paid into the system. Ugh

mikes'ss
11-10-09, 08:16.20 PM
its weird milan ,seems canada has the same issues we have ,they just handle it differantly in some ways:dur:

SRT8bby
11-10-09, 08:20.07 PM
I still like the idea that George Carlin came up with: If they want into our country, make them go fight the war and prove themselves (assuming they are entering illegally of course).

CHARGERTREV
11-11-09, 04:06.49 PM
My 870 thinks other...........

markus
11-11-09, 04:20.06 PM
you break into my house, i kick you in the dick.

DragginWagon
11-11-09, 05:23.43 PM
You break into my house (while Im home) and you're coming out in a body bag.

MR-SMITH
11-11-09, 05:42.08 PM
If you live in my house and your an adult your sucking my dick.. Problem solved

HEMISFEAR
11-11-09, 06:22.44 PM
You break into my house, and I'll rip out your intestines and feed your smushed and minced liver through them..and feed them to your children. lol.

mikes'ss
11-11-09, 07:02.54 PM
you break into my house and i'll tear your head off and shit in your neck