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Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 07:16.48 AM
So here's the quick story, it made me chuckle and it might do the same for you:

I was on my way to work a few min after 7 this morning on the Garden State Pkwy Southbound. A douche in a tinted out (front tint very illegal in NJ) mid-90s 328i coupe, with his foglights on (right fog bulb was out) decides to pass me on the right (I hate that) doing about 90mph. We are in a 65mph zone and I'm travelling around 70/75 in no rush, so I laugh at this asshole, knowing exactly what is coming around the curve. . . one of NJ's finest State troopers, waiting for douche's just like this one :thumbsup:

breakdown:

1)Speeding 25mph+ over speedlimit: $300-500 in fines +/- court costs, 4 point moving violation:racing:

2)Illegal front tint - $50-150 fine depending on cop's mood (could not cite him as well, but that's not likely) :pounding table:

3)Front foglight out - varies, but can be up to $75 (guy should have just turned 'em off :D )

4)Me being able to watch a douche who just passed me on the right get pulled over and likely cited for all of the above: PRICELESS :bananalama:
Mag 8
12-13-08, 07:34.59 AM
lol, the ol' "I know the route better than you do" trick - The classic douche trap.

I've only been able to do it to a couple of guys on occasion but you read this guy good, Steve!
Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 07:39.58 AM
it felt so nice. . .I drive that same 8 mile stretch of the GSP every day and there are no surprises for me; I'm pretty sure this guy had NY plates
HEMISFEAR
12-13-08, 08:14.32 AM
That story made me feel good lol. Douche down! Douche down!
Retro
12-13-08, 08:51.28 AM
Its like an early Christmas present from a loved one.
Gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside...
markus
12-13-08, 09:24.15 AM
i woulda been that douche :(
Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 09:52.00 AM
no way Markus, you're from Jersey, you woulda known better, it's an obvious cop spot on the pkwy . . . or maybe you could've been :D:D:D
The_Main_Event
12-13-08, 09:54.28 AM
i woulda been that douche :(

yea i would have been that guy..:pounding table:
Vinnysrt8
12-13-08, 11:11.59 AM
that sucks to get tickets
Derwood98
12-13-08, 11:23.27 AM
You should have stopped to help the officer out on citing the quy. That would have been priceless. :pounding table:
Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 03:51.07 PM
no shit Darrin, I absolutely should've pulled over, showed him my sheriff's ID, and started to help; next time!
RichieRacer
12-13-08, 03:53.11 PM
that was me asshole in my friends car
Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 03:55.01 PM
no way, but if it was you, you're the asshole, not me. I don't think I drove your friend's car 95mph with tinted windows and a fog light out :D
RichieRacer
12-13-08, 03:57.11 PM
nah i wouldnt be driving a bmw lmao... besides i slow down to see whos in other tbss and gcsrts ive never been stoped in jersey for tint can i get a ticket for it even though im from ny
Dr.Steve
12-13-08, 03:58.29 PM
I figured you'd be smarter than to be in that POS Richie, you almost got me though you son of a bitch :D
RichieRacer
12-13-08, 03:59.42 PM
yep im a son of a bitch lmao stright form the tbss site
DevssrT
12-14-08, 04:02.47 PM
HAHA thats great...he was your bitch Steve...you owned him!
cheatek
12-15-08, 05:49.57 PM
Only thing worse than Mustang guys are BMW guys, hahaha, must have been sweet to watch that happen!
Dr.Steve
12-15-08, 07:17.06 PM
I belt it felt great Stevo. . . in fact, I know it did!
Elvis Presley
12-15-08, 09:45.22 PM
Those NY drivers give the good ones a bad name.