How many times do u poop a day.

[Vinnysrt8]

I did this on the other forum it went on for months and it finaly died do i though of bringing it over here.

I went once today.

[freemaSSon]

7AM here baby.....FUGGIN CLOCK WORK........

[mikes'ss]

me at least twice,nice one in the a.m like clock work ,rite before i hit the gym ,,then sometimes after ,and a cup of joe later 'BAMM!!!!!!! another one lucky me .like clock work also

[HEMISFEAR]

Not sure if this is "breaking news" lol...but we can move it..

Once a day, 7am..just like Pat haha :hug:

[markus]

im at least a threefer. can we get some chicks to chime in here? i like it when chicks shit.

[pat'SSbride]

Do good to once a day,not clock work.

[freemaSSon]

Not sure if this is "breaking news" lol...but we can move it..

Once a day, 7am..just like Pat haha :hug:

HAHAHA....fuggin vinny that was the easiest closest forum to click, he was so excited about everyones poop......


MOVED TO LOUNGE......

[mikes'ss]

chicks dont shit ,,,at least the hot one's anyway

[markus]

they do in the websites i belong to

[Retro]

Twice a day.

Gotta hate it though when you pinch one off and it falls forward and strikes your sack! :eek: Not to many things worse than having to wipe shit off your balls!

[Vinnysrt8]

Just took a big one today feel like a new man

[markus]

having been a 3x survivor of dysentary, i can tell you that id rather shit on my balls then have the linkage between my asshole and stomach turn into a syringe and piss like a firehose outta my ass for 2 weeks straight. one time i was stuck on the shitter for over an hour. water just kept shooting outta my ass. it was so bad i almost didnt jerk off.

[markus]

true story man. the worst part about it was that it was in a cave in afghanistan. shitting was paramount while mission remained a close 2nd. the bee's and wasps there are like triple the size there that they are here. fuckers kept buzzing by my head. talk about a dangerous mission. i had to whack them away with my porn mag making sure at all times to not damage the page i was gonna crank my rounds out to. jenna jameson...she takes me home.....without fail.

[cheatek]

This is a true statement, I think someone banned themselves for showing one didn't one?? hehe


having been a 3x survivor of dysentary, i can tell you that id rather shit on my balls then have the linkage between my asshole and stomach turn into a syringe and piss like a firehose outta my ass for 2 weeks straight. one time i was stuck on the shitter for over an hour. water just kept shooting outta my ass. it was so bad i almost didnt jerk off.

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!:pounding table:

[bwl101]

Wow...LOL!

[Vinnysrt8]

just took 2 craps today

[Retro]

just took 2 craps today

Bastard! You better not have taken mine!

[Vinnysrt8]

Bastard! You better not have taken mine!

no i didnt i usally only go one time a day

[Tahde]

having been a 3x survivor of dysentary, i can tell you that id rather shit on my balls then have the linkage between my asshole and stomach turn into a syringe and piss like a firehose outta my ass for 2 weeks straight. one time i was stuck on the shitter for over an hour. water just kept shooting outta my ass. it was so bad i almost didnt jerk off.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:pounding table: :ROTFLMAO: :pounding table: :ROTFLMAO:

[mommiety]

:Broken-Image:

[DevssrT]

You just had to bring the thread here Vinny lol....im at least 2 times a day person.

[BJB]

I was on my way back to the Office this afternoon and about 2 miles out I started "crowning" OMG!! Talk about a close call!!!

[Phil-a-Hoe]

i typically have to drop bombs first thing in the morning.

usually do again when i get home from work

sometimes once at work.


so in short, at least 2x a day...


what a great thread...:pounding table:

[Vinnysrt8]

You just had to bring the thread here Vinny lol....im at least 2 times a day person.

def ryan they didn't want it on the other forum but the forum members there love it

[DRKNE55]

having been a 3x survivor of dysentary, i can tell you that id rather shit on my balls then have the linkage between my asshole and stomach turn into a syringe and piss like a firehose outta my ass for 2 weeks straight. one time i was stuck on the shitter for over an hour. water just kept shooting outta my ass. it was so bad i almost didnt jerk off.

lmfao! ive been down that road before, but i dont think it was dysentery...just too spicy thai food.

[DRKNE55]

i usually shit twice a day. today i did 4 because i ate some really fucking weird soup from meow meow kitty cat restaurant.

[paxton]

I'll take a shit a day wether my ass wants to or not...gotta love the big ones that clog up the fuckin' toilet.LOL I keep the plunger close by!!!

[uGOTmale2day]

i don't know how many times i do, but i just sprayed some serious mudd in my toilet after eating chilis tonight. I h8 when i chit and it splatterz back up onto my ass!

[uGOTmale2day]

lmfao! ive been down that road before, but i dont think it was dysentery...just too spicy thai food.


wtf? hahahahahahahahaha this is funny shat!!!

[paxton]

i don't know how many times i do, but i just sprayed some serious mudd in my toilet after eating chilis tonight. I h8 when i chit and it splatterz back up onto my ass!

I thought you liked when shit splatters on your ass??? Oh...my bad...its a hot load on your ass that you like!:D

[uGOTmale2day]

i have a fetish that when a man shits on my back i tend to have a better day!

[Vinnysrt8]

went once today

[DRKNE55]

i have yet to take a shit....its almost 1000pm local.

[Retro]

I hate it when your stomach is cramping and there is a jumper in the door you can hardly contain. Your legs only work from the knees down so you don't shit yourself, and you are still at the opposite end of the house from the bathroom. You have been working up to this moment for a few hours, knowing it is going ot be an epic dump! You get to the bathroom, do that restraining dance while lifting the lid, and dropping your pants. The moment you begin to sit and just before you hit the seat, your ass sneezes! There is just a burst of feces that sprays the bowl. Kinda like texturing a wall in a house. The disappointment sets in as your body calms and the muscles relax, you realize this shit was more like pathetic that it was epic. Yet at the same time it is still comforting to know that you didn't soil yourself...

[SRTLUVR]

At least once a day. Twice if I'm lucky......
Chase

[Vinnysrt8]

just took another crap today

[buster]

I can crap up to 5 times a day...........

Usually the average is 3 or 4 times

:djparty:

[markus]

I'm typing from my phone on the shitter.

[buster]

Dude.....I swear beacause of this topic I shit over 6 times today

[HEMISFEAR]

You must have some crazzy fibre intake lol...

[buster]

Damn Shreddies

[Vinnysrt8]

did 2 more craps today

[Retro]

Twice today thus far and I have a good one fermenting as we speak!

[1BAMFR]

Twice today thus far and I have a good one fermenting as we speak!

That is AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEE:racing:

[06HEMIR/T]

A couple of lincoln logs this morning, a few nuggets this evening. Will report back tomorrow night, had a peperoni sub for dinner.

[DRKNE55]

im on this crazy diet right now where i shit rabbit turds....you know, the ones that sink straight down and are the size of medium marbles. dont even have to wipe! :highfive: ahha

[Vinnysrt8]

just took a crap it was a heathy and stinky one

[MR-SMITH]

I have gone about once every two hours for the last two days. Starting to not be fun anymore. My butthole is starting to dry heave.

[Retro]

I have gone about once every two hours for the last two days. Starting to not be fun anymore. My butthole is starting to dry heave.

Nice!!!!
Better get some of that toilet paper with the lotion in it or some baby wipes!

I use a a baby wipe after every movement! Its like a sponge bath for your anal port! Gives you that refreshed feeling after such a dirty deed! I bet if you microwaved it for about 7 seconds it would be that much more enjoyable!
Next time I will get the wife to nuke one for me.....lol...

[MR-SMITH]

Nice!!!!
Better get some of that toilet paper with the lotion in it or some baby wipes!

I use a a baby wipe after every movement! Its like a sponge bath for your anal port! Gives you that refreshed feeling after such a dirty deed! I bet if you microwaved it for about 7 seconds it would be that much more enjoyable!
Next time I will get the wife to nuke one for me.....lol...

The make baby wipe warmers than keep them heated. Might wanna stick one of those by the toilet.

http://www.target.com/The-Ultimate-Wipes-Warmer/dp/B00008ODBG/sr=1-1/qid=1228488435/ref=sr_1_1/176-9682378-7982052?ie=UTF8&rh=k%3Ababy%20wipes%20warmer&page=1

[Retro]

The make baby wipe warmers than keep them heated. Might wanna stick one of those by the toilet.

http://www.target.com/The-Ultimate-Wipes-Warmer/dp/B00008ODBG/sr=1-1/qid=1228488435/ref=sr_1_1/176-9682378-7982052?ie=UTF8&rh=k%3Ababy%20wipes%20warmer&page=1

I thought about that, but we sold the one we had used for the kids a few years back. 1k things come to mind I would rather spend the money on!

[MR-SMITH]

I would rather have a bidet myself. My hotel room in Japan had one last year and I fell in love.

[Retro]

I would rather have a bidet myself. My hotel room in Japan had one last year and I fell in love.

Yea a bidet would be nice, it doubles as a drinking fountain!

[MR-SMITH]

Yea a bidet would be nice, it doubles as a drinking fountain!

Or with the hot water feature you can make hot coco.

[Retro]

Mmmmmm, hot cocoa!
It is getting chilly outside!

[DevssrT]

Bout to drop the kids off at the pool...lol

[Retro]

I just took the browns to the super bowl! It was a flush!
They wont be returning next year.

[CTS-Veo]

I used to be real bad into Oxycontin... I'd be lucky to shit once a week, but when I did it was like trying to pass a football cleat!

[buster]

I'm just about crowning a huge load...............my contractions are getting closer and closer together.

[buster]

It's out.

It was a disappointment.

[Retro]

It's out.

It was a disappointment.

Maybe next time! (in a comforting voice) :therethere:

[buster]

:pounding table:

[Vinnysrt8]

did another pooper.

[DRKNE55]

i filled my toilet this morning. seriously went to the top in a spiral pattern.

i need to start taking my camera in with me. need some reference shots to post up here. hahahah

[MR-SMITH]

Well my poopin is back to normal. Once a day. Now I feel like my life is kinda pointless.

[Vinnysrt8]

i blew alot of mud but only went one time

[buster]

My young daughter had bad gas today......:cloud9:

We ate Chinese food the night before and I don't think it agreed with her all that well.....amazing what kids can produce

[HarryBallz]

Oh Lord...... another shit thread?

[Retro]

Sure, you came right into the forums talking it! lol....

Stop by here to take a big "Rick G" did ya?:pounding table:

[HarryBallz]

I did take a nice RickG and DAMN did it feel good. My clothes fit better now.:D I know I know I bought some dirty laundry over but....... it needed to be said. Sorry guys, won't happen in anymore threads, only that one.

[Vinnysrt8]

harrison i made another crap thread.

[Vinnysrt8]

went once so far.

[Retro]

I awoke with a jumper in the door! Had it not been knocking so badly, I would still be asleep. I do feel pretty damn good though!

[DBTBSS]

Damn draft beer and hot wings.... gives me ASS PISS everytime.

[HarryBallz]

I was hurting this am after watching the fla/Bama game last night..... Ooooooo Bud Mud!

[Mopar2Ya]

Oh mine came out blazing fast, & it was definitely a warranty voider. ha ha...

[Retro]

My wife says sometimes I am not sensitive enough!
Well honey, I'm about to change that!!!


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/Y2JDA1AN2/LOVTURD.jpg

[mommiety]

^ and thats just sick!!!

[Vinnysrt8]

My wife says sometimes I am not sensitive enough!
Well honey, I'm about to change that!!!


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/Y2JDA1AN2/LOVTURD.jpg

that was smelly

[Vinnysrt8]

tooks a nice big shit that i had a stopach

[Retro]

^ and thats just sick!!!

I get no credit for at least trying? Damn! Tough crowd!

What if I pushed :Yikes_anim: one out in the shape of a heart? :thumbsup: lol....

[Knightrider03m]

2-3 times a day..... I just went before I came on tonight lol

[Vinnysrt8]

just took a crap

[markus]

i dropped a massive deuce yesterday in a bp bathroom. took like 25 mins. even then i pinched it off early, had a line of like 3 ppl waiting

[paxton]

My wife says sometimes I am not sensitive enough!
Well honey, I'm about to change that!!!


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/Y2JDA1AN2/LOVTURD.jpg

That's freakin' hillarious!!! Love the poo LOVE!!! Man...we need to make a line of birthday cards and shit like this. We'll be rich!!!!!!!Hahahaha

[Vinnysrt8]

i just a took a little crapper

[Vinnysrt8]

finally did a crap didnt go for 2 days i feel like a new man

[HEMISFEAR]

Anyone a bathroom reader? It's so relaxing...

[Vinnysrt8]

Anyone a bathroom reader? It's so relaxing...

nope not me

[buster]

Anyone a bathroom reader? It's so relaxing...

I'm definately a bathroom reader.

I have to bring something with me.........

[bull05]

i give birth to a politician every night without fail...and its the best place in the world to read. aint no one coming in there to bother me when reading

[Vinnysrt8]

took such a big one today

[bull05]

man just thinking about this thread has me going. i threw a wet bas**** out this arvo that spray painted the bowl. must be all the food and beer in florida on the weekend

[Vinnysrt8]

took a crap this morning

[buster]

Something is brewing right now.......

[Vinnysrt8]

I just took a crap and i feel good.

[DevssrT]

Crapping as I type this....Baja fresh burns lol!

[Vinnysrt8]

Crapping as I type this....Baja fresh burns lol!

u cant give my ur computer for free not even if u paid me

[Retro]

Went out last night and put down a few beers and a lot of wings.

Had a bad case of the hot snakes today!!
I feel a forth coming on before I go to bed!

[DRKNE55]

i just farted and it smelled like i shit my pants....does that count?

[DevssrT]

u cant give my ur computer for free not even if u paid me

LOL I was on my blackberry....

[Retro]

LOL I was on my blackberry....

You should have just call him while taking care of business.

[Vinnysrt8]

blew some mud today

[buster]

I'd rather have mud then blood...

[Vinnysrt8]

I'd rather have mud then blood...

dont wipe ur ass to hard

[Mopar2Ya]

I hate the peek-a-boo shit, no matter how many times you wipe it just never goes away!!!!!:curtain:

[buster]

It's not from wiping. It's woven into the poo sometimes.

[Vinnysrt8]

took a monster one today

[Retro]

Damn had one hit me by surprise today!I barely made it into the bathroom!!!

I ran in, lifted the lid, turned and dropped my pants, and just before my ass hit the seat it sneezed! It was like stick an m80 in a babies diaper with diarrhea! I gave up on the paper work after several failed attempts! I said fuck it and jumped right into the shower!

It was horrible! I thought of you guys though and it is the time of year for sharing and giving! lol..

[markus]

ive been droppin some monster deuces the past few days

[Retro]

Its all that home cooking you have had!!!

[markus]

no kidding dude. ive been eating my fuckin face off lately.

[Retro]

Just think of the first huge dump you taken when you are home!

Better than sex.....

[markus]

its usually quite unenjoyable. not better then the sex ive been getting the past week. w00t!!!

[Bud]

I had knee surgery a week ago and the opiates made me not able to crap for six days. I sent my wife to the store for some colon blow and all is good now!

[buster]

I find after I eat alot of big meals I don't poop as often........but when I do it's huge. Just a holiday observation.......

[Vinnysrt8]

Just took one that why i up and on the computer at 2 in the morning.

[markus]

last night i dropped a couple of those friggin boulders. you know the ones im talking about. theyre small yet wide, hard as a rock, hurt like a bitch coming out, ALWAYS cause upsplash. possible blood.

[HEMISFEAR]

Can't believe this thread's still going hahahahaha.

[Vinnysrt8]

Just took another dump look like the leaning tower of pisa.

[MR-SMITH]

Anyone try to sneak a peak at the wife or girlfriends poop?

[HEMISFEAR]

Anyone try to sneak a peak at the wife or girlfriends poop?

LOL. Ry, you're sick. I'd be traumatized. Can't think of it.. lol.:confused:

[MR-SMITH]

Are we allowed to post pics of our poo?

[Vinnysrt8]

Just took a healthy shit i lost 5 pounds.

[MR-SMITH]

Since I stopped taking Stacker 3's I dont poop at much. I dont think I like this.

[Vinnysrt8]

I took a healhy crap when i take the next one i hope i could remeber to take a pictures.

[sound&security]

FOR ME-as many as it takes:D

[sound&security]

Anyone try to sneak a peak at the wife or girlfriends poop?

HEHEHE-THEY all look the same-and NO chicks dont smell like rose's!!! NOT that i checked or any thing- thats what i heard

[DevssrT]

I took an Iceburg poop just before lol..

[DevssrT]

And I googled types of poop and this came up....

The Different Types Of Poop

Ghost Poop ~~ You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Poop ~~ Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Poop ~~ This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Poop ~~ You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop ~~ This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Poop ~~ You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Poop ~~ You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Poop ~~ This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Poop ~~ This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.

Wish Poop ~~ You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poop!

Cement Block or Oh God Poop ~~ You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.

Snake Poop ~~ This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) ~~ Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food Poop (also called Screamers) ~ You'll know it's alright to eat again when your butthole stops burning.

Beer Drunk Poop ~~ This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of poop also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle ~~ The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.

The Bungee Poop ~~ The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Poop ~~ The kind of poop where you eat really spicy food and your butthole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler ~~ The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber ~~ The kind of poop that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ~~ The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Poop ~~ The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

Jack the Ripper Poop ~~ The kind of poop that yanks out your butthair as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper ~~ The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Poop ~~ The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl Poop ~~ The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Poop ~~ When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a poop.

Oh Poop! Poop ~~ You poop so much and wipe your butt so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH ****!

The Never Ending Poop ~~ It's the poop that keeps running out of your butt like pee, and just when you start wiping your butt your stomach gargles and splash, more poop runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C.

[buster]

Are we allowed to post pics of our poo?

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

[HEMISFEAR]

That's site is crrrrrrrrrrazzzy lmao.

[buster]

You like?

lol

Sick bas****s.........

[Vinnysrt8]

Did a double crapper today i weight my self i lost 5 pounds

[HEMISFEAR]

Perhaps you fellas need to cut some fiber OUT of your diets. One guy at work takes a dump every morning and I'm like WTF!!! MAN!!! Can't you do that shit BEFORE you get to work? Fuck! I have to take a simple piss and you stink the bitch up like some small animal carcass died in your ass back in 89 or something.

[buster]

I save it .......

cuts down on my water bill at home.

[buster]

Do you let it fester before flushing?

[Vinnysrt8]

I cant go today i tried but all im doing is pushing.

[SRTLUVR]

I just laid some amazing tirdage........

Went down into the pipe a solid two inches, yet poked its head out the water by an inch. And it was about the girth of a baseball bat grip. Slid right out, I wiped twice, and business was over. Very satisfying. :) Glad I could share with ya boys.
Chase

[1BAMFR]

I just laid some amazing tirdage........

Went down into the pipe a solid two inches, yet poked its head out the water by an inch. And it was about the girth of a baseball bat grip. Slid right out, I wiped twice, and business was over. Very satisfying. :) Glad I could share with ya boys.
Chase

hahahaha, Funny as shit

[SRTLUVR]

This thread as a "whole" (lol, Austin Powers) cracks me up. I mean seriously?!?! A whole thread devoted to pooping?!?! How do you not chip in?!?!? :D
Chase

[Vinnysrt8]

I did a double crapper wiping my ass the i had to go again i wasted alot of toilet paper.

[SSSkach]

Just laid a 7 pounder! LOL

[SSSkach]

This thread as a "whole" (lol, Austin Powers) cracks me up. I mean seriously?!?! A whole thread devoted to pooping?!?! How do you not chip in?!?!? :D
Chase

You mean "Drop" IN:Scottwax1::D

[buster]

I had a massive burritto last night. Very spicy.........

It's taking a while ......but soon enough it will come.......

[Vinnysrt8]

no pop yet

[The_Main_Event]

no pop yet

slacker!:pounding table:

[Retro]

Just pushed out a rather ridged log. Wouldn't cave to the curvature of the bowl trap.
Pinched it off and ended up having to wipe my nuts again as well!!

Screw the toilet paper, baby wipes are awesome!!!!

[Tahde]

Just pushed out a rather ridged log. Wouldn't cave to the curvature of the bowl trap.
Pinched it off and ended up having to wipe my nuts again as well!!

Screw the toilet paper, baby wipes are awesome!!!!

:pounding table:

[buster]

My burritto came out like a massive steeming pile of ground beef.

[Vinnysrt8]

I just pushed out the tiTANIC

[Retro]

Woa! Tricky one today!

After a good push a deceitful little turd blocking up the works popped out like a cork gun! After that I was slinging mud all over the bowl. Hell I thought it was going to be a nice healthy relaxing dump but all hell broke loose instead!

Fuck that, I am going to eat a block of cheese! lol.....

[Vinnysrt8]

nice poop today

[buster]

Do you know when you're about to get sick......a cold or flu......and your crap is half solid and half diarehha......and it smells sick and is an off grey colour.

That's what I have.........and eating 2 huge bowls of raison bran probably didn't help.

[Vinnysrt8]

Do you know when you're about to get sick......a cold or flu......and your crap is half solid and half diarehha......and it smells sick and is an off grey colour.

That's what I have.........and eating 2 huge bowls of raison bran probably didn't help.

That means i am getting sick.

i crap twice today

[Vinnysrt8]

Took a double shiittererererer feeeeeeeelllll great

[buster]

Took a massive dump this morning.......smelled exactly like the 2 bowls of raison bran I ate last night......wicked smell.....

[Vinnysrt8]

Just took a nice healty crap feel like a new man..

[Retro]

Just dropped a double deuce!

Made the hairs on my arms stand on end!
Sweating was it was complete.

[Vinnysrt8]

Got to do a crapper right now i will be back,

[Vinnysrt8]

I feel so much better tooks such a nice crap.......

[Retro]

What a great fucking day!!!!!

The wake up call by my wife, had a happy ending, then I went and took a nice dump.
Nothing spectacular about it. Just one of the kinds that when you are done, you feel relaxed, light, and 100% ready to start your day! 2 wonderful occurrences, before it was even time to shower!

I'm buying lotto tickets today!

[Vinnysrt8]

Still feel good i dont think i have to take another crap today

[vvv90]

What a great fucking day!!!!!

The wake up call by my wife, had a happy ending, then I went and took a nice dump.
Nothing spectacular about it. Just one of the kinds that when you are done, you feel relaxed, light, and 100% ready to start your day! 2 wonderful occurrences, before it was even time to shower!

I'm buying lotto tickets today!



Damn, I thought you were gonna tout that you actually got a blumpy. :(

[HEMISFEAR]

I really can't believe we have this thread. Disgusting...you're all disgusting lol. ;P

[vvv90]

I really can't believe we have this thread. Disgusting...you're all disgusting lol. ;P


Come on now....Looks like you need to read this

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/01/EveryonePoops.jpg

[Vinnysrt8]

This thread will never die..

[HEMISFEAR]

Come on now....Looks like you need to read this

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/01/EveryonePoops.jpg

Hot chicks don't. Do they?

[vvv90]

Hot chicks don't. Do they?


Especially hot chicks. :thumbsup:



And apparently apples too...I didn't realize that.

[1BAMFR]

Hot chicks don't. Do they?

Yup, they do.......Corn and all
:ROTFLMAO:

[HEMISFEAR]

I'm callin' BS. lol..

[Vinnysrt8]

I took a nice bump i didnt even have to wipe my ass it was clean..

[Vinnysrt8]

just took a double crapper

[BJB]

I took a nice bump i didnt even have to wipe my ass it was clean..

Vinny, did you take a "Dump" or a "Bump" LOL :pounding table:

I love how this thread shows up every week or so!! LOL

[Vinnysrt8]

Ya brian today was both it was such a bad smelly crap so i though i should tell people.

[Vinnysrt8]

blew more mud today

[Vinnysrt8]

last night i was on the toilet taking a shit i have a bad stomach virius thats why im whoring the forums up and then i threw up in the toilet 10 min later and it smelled like shit still .

[Vinnysrt8]

we should take pictures next time we go

[vvv90]

Ironic how I bumped back into this thread...I was just realizing how surprised I was that I have to shit a third time today, and it's not even dinner time yet.

[Vinnysrt8]

i took about 5 shits today but they were like water coming out of my ass

[Vinnysrt8]

since i keep getting red beans it made me crap my brain out this mornign i feel alot better.

[Vinnysrt8]

took a big shit

[ChargerOnDavins]

dude ewww lmao. I shit every 2-3 days, typically. Never more than once a day, ever.

[markus]

the past couple weeks, since ive been hitting the gym alot harder lately, carb loading and ingesting about twice my own weight in protein, ive been inserting about 5 seal teams a day. theyre all healthy as can be too. hardly even a need to wipe, all clean snaps.

[Vinnysrt8]

hahhah i only take a shit once a day

[Vinnysrt8]

I just took the healthy shit in my life ya i was screaming alittle when it was coming out but wow do i feel like a new man hell ya

[buster]

I've been dumping alot less frequently. And it's stiffened up a bit.......good for everyone I suppose......

[Vinnysrt8]

I been having a problem crapping its like chocolate pudding soopy

[buster]

That's not healthy......

[Vinnysrt8]

I just took a nice one this morning at 7

[gaga]

I love this thread!! I've had 2 fiber one bars today, so I'm hoping for a big one!

[mikes'ss]

twice, wether i want to or not

[paxton]

I love this thread!! I've had 2 fiber one bars today, so I'm hoping for a big one!
NICE!!!!!! Take some pics when your done!:ROTFLMAO::dur:


twice, weather i want to or not
So when does the weather have anything to do with you takin' a shit!:D:IDK

[mikes'ss]

NICE!!!!!! Take some pics when your done!:ROTFLMAO::dur:


So when does the weather have anything to do with you takin' a shit!:D:IDK

lol fixed

[MR-SMITH]

Does anyone post and poop at the same time?

[Vinnysrt8]

haaha i love this thread im so happy its alive agaun

[MR-SMITH]

Hahaha I meant from mobile phone or wireless laptop but you could do it that way if you like.

[sharp charge]

lol fixed

Almost, whether....


usually drop a deuce once a day, I can make it follow my schedule unless I get the BG's.

[Vinnysrt8]

i always go in the am between 7-9

[BJB]

This thread is like a bad penny. It keeps showing up!!
:twocents:

[Grip Grip]

No offense, but this thread is absurd. I guess I'm getting old. :D

[Vinnysrt8]

im with u ant

[Grip Grip]

Thanks for agreeing that I'm getting old, Vinny. :D

[Vinnysrt8]

i didnt say that ..

[BJB]

Should we put it in the black hole??? You know what I mean... LOL

[Vinnysrt8]

stuck it in the wrong hole

[Grip Grip]

If she's clean, they both should be pink. :D

[Vinnysrt8]

poopy

[Vinnysrt8]

since the day i was ban until now i lost count

[mikes'ss]

twice today so far!!!