HEMISFEAR
12-30-08, 07:34.35 PM
It’s New Year’s tomorrow and since there’s a decent chance that a good majority of you may end up in the company of another individual in a sexy way, you may want to heed the wisdom of this chart.
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh201/hemisfears_stuff/thingstosayduringsex.jpg
I highly recommend the “I pooped on myself” usage. It not only breaks the ice, but also proves that you’re very comfortable around your partner, which shows trust. Chicks dig trust. Granted, the ends may not justify the means, but eh. Everyone loves shit. Monkeys…uh…fetishists…all the important power players, really.
Source: Comedy.com
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh201/hemisfears_stuff/thingstosayduringsex.jpg
I highly recommend the “I pooped on myself” usage. It not only breaks the ice, but also proves that you’re very comfortable around your partner, which shows trust. Chicks dig trust. Granted, the ends may not justify the means, but eh. Everyone loves shit. Monkeys…uh…fetishists…all the important power players, really.
Source: Comedy.com