mikes'ss
08-16-11, 07:04.50 PM
THE CREDIT DOWNGRADE HAS HIT EVERYBODY HARD!!!
1. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card application in the mail
2. CEO's are now playing putt-putt golf.
3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4. I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
5. If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
8. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
9. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and
they re-possessed her!
10. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
11. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
12. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a
room.
13. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
1. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card application in the mail
2. CEO's are now playing putt-putt golf.
3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4. I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
5. If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
8. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
9. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and
they re-possessed her!
10. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
11. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
12. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a
room.
13. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck